My toaster went out with a puff of smoke this morning. I felt bad. Because I really wanted toasts and bacon to kick-start my day on a great note. I stood in my kitchen with a wrap of bacon looking at it with great sadness. But then I noticed something. The expiration date had passed. […]
08/06/2018
Oh, Instagram, the source of inspiration for countless millennials, a visual gem and the perfect “look at how cool I am” platform. I could sing love songs about how remarkable this quintessence of social media is, but we are here for a different reason. We are here to make your page shine with new colors […]
01/06/2018
If you are anything like me then you’ve been mumbling Christmas carols for at least a couple of weeks now. If not – I’ve got some fuel for you: “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way…” Good luck kicking that tune out off your head now. You are welcome. Now that we are on […]
15/12/2017
I recently became a dad and I have to admit I am having a blast. Toddlers are awesome. But they are also expensive as hell. Have you seen the prices on those tiny little shoes that look so adorable but serve little to no purpose? Just in case you don’t know the prices – stuff […]
20/11/2017
It was 5.47AM and I was stuck in the middle of nowhere with a dying phone and an already dead car. All I had was trees to the right of me and more of them to the goddamned left. And not a single car in sight. The highway was empty. Just like in a lame […]
17/11/2017
